May 1
is the best day of the year. this is when the most special people were born. if you are born in the 1st day of may, you have great hair, you are friendly, sweet, cute, loyal, and just- so amazing. you may 1st people honestly deserve the whole world. have a nice day <3
if you meet someone born in may 1st, give them food
May 1
May 1 is Nation piss on your shitty neighbor’s lawn. They can’t stop you
Neighbor: What are you doing?!
person1: It’s May 1 you cunt!
person1: It’s May 1 you cunt!
May 1
National Spend time with your gf/bf day
Hey today is May 1 let’s go somewhere
May 1
National hugggg your pets day
Anna:Hey today is may 1 national huggggggg your dog say
Riley:really?
Riley:really?
May 1
Bad ass bitch day
If your birthdays may 1st your a badass bitch
May 1
May 1 is slap ass day.
Student 1: Slap* Its May 1 so you can't get mad at me
Student 2: True, but i will get you back
Student 2: True, but i will get you back
May 1
Internacional Lose ur virginity day
If u are a virgin get ready to lose ur virginity with ur boo or ur best friend may 1