May 21st
On this day, it is tradition to throw any boy named Jacob violently down the stairs
May 21st is the day we are all allowed to throw that one kid named Jacob down the stairs . We don’t care if he dies
May 21st
National choke someone to death day
It’s the 21st of may, time for people to die.may 21st
May 21st
National play rocks day.
Play rocks with your friends.
Play rocks with your friends.
Bro it’s May 21st let’s play rocks!!
May 21st
National fuck that boy named Jacob day. On this day, it is tradition to throw that one boy named Jacob down a flight of stairs.
Hey Jacob! It’s May 21st! Get your ass on the stairs so I can push your dumbass off
May 21st
National sex day
So on may 21st you get to have sex with anyone you want but you can only do it with the same age or higher.
May 21st
if you have a bestie born on may 21st, keep them. especially the ones named jessica, axel, eryn, or julie.
only one of the stupidest, funny people are born may 21st
May 21st
May 21st is national stick your hand in a bowl of spaghetti day.
*sticks hand in spaghetti*
“What the fuck are you doing Daniel”
“Its May 21st”
“What the fuck are you doing Daniel”
“Its May 21st”