May 2nd
May 2nd is officially slap a bitch day. Walk up to a dumb bitch and slap the fuck out there ugly ass.
“Hey Eric it’s May 2nd aka. Slap a bitch day, get yo ugly ass over here!.”
May 2nd
Kiss your bf day
May 2nd Kiss your bf day
May 2nd
On this day the prettiest, most warm hearted and funniest girls we’re born.
Oh my god Mason look at Sogol, she‘s so funny.. her birthday must be may 2nd!
May 2nd
A dumb beautiful bitch was born that day
Ohhhh it's may 2nd .. Happy birthday dumb hoe
May 2nd
Lots of famous people were born on this day. It is a significant day because it is the day after May Day which is a day of celebration, but more importantly a day of freedom for working class people. May Day is such an important day, many have extended the celebration into May 2nd.
I had such a great time on May Day I am extending the celebration into May 2nd
May 2nd
A national holiday.
This holiday was created in memorial to the epic importance of the day that Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord. Also, this day is one to lament over the lives lost in that historical battle at Hogwarts.
We celebrate this Holiday by mimicking the attire of all who fought in the battle. We consume butter beers, in respect to the children's favorite drink. Also, we carry around wands, and control everything with spells.
Please respect this holiday, and do not mock, for if you do, our powers will overcome you.
This holiday was created in memorial to the epic importance of the day that Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord. Also, this day is one to lament over the lives lost in that historical battle at Hogwarts.
We celebrate this Holiday by mimicking the attire of all who fought in the battle. We consume butter beers, in respect to the children's favorite drink. Also, we carry around wands, and control everything with spells.
Please respect this holiday, and do not mock, for if you do, our powers will overcome you.
"Do you remember May 2nd?"
"Of course I do, that day will forever be in my heart!"
"Of course I do, that day will forever be in my heart!"
May 2nd
This day is when weird people are born
Hey! Rebecca was born in may 2nd! No wonder she is weird!