mayerism
The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!
Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.
Mayer
A very Sexy person. Often recognized as the boss. He owns at everything he does.
Damn I wish I was a Mayer....
Mayers
Mayers are lovely people that work hard and don’t take nothing from no one. No matter what they will be there for you. They’re also very smart and love music.
Girl: Wait you know a Mayers?
Boy: Of course I do
Girl: Ahh your so lucky! I want one!
Boy: Of course I do
Girl: Ahh your so lucky! I want one!
mayered
When someone gets so completely drunk that they dont speak inteligible English. Shit-faced.
Did you see Bill last night? He was mayered. I think he went home with that fat chick after he pissed in Mikes car.
mayeration
being entirely utterly obsessed with john mayer to the point where you want to be him/be with him
learning guitar at high level when you cant read music.
Mayer
A person who is kind loyal and makes a great bestfriend.
They are such a Mayer!
Mayer
The Male equivalent to a Jayer. Cuffs Jayers is not a smuv pure player.
Dude keshon is such a mayer.