Maynarding
The act of having an affair with a married co-worker.
"Hey, did you hear Robbie is maynarding Chris's wife"
maynard
A term to call a person rather than their name, similar to 'man' or 'dude'. Originates from the television show 'The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis' and is an ode to the character Maynard G. Krebs, the prototype hippie.
Person 1: "Hey, give me a hand here will ya?"
Person 2: "F*ck off maynard."
Person 2: "F*ck off maynard."
Maynarded
When a billy backtracker decides not to fulfill a bet they lost as they now believe it to have never happened. Normally delivered by a deluded cave dweller who spent said bet money on travelodges and protein shakes. Majority hail from the MUFC fan base and have a heavy affiliation with social media.
Can't believe I was Maynarded by that cunt last night!
Maynard
A title or alias used when refering to a cool friend or roommate, in place of their name.
Originates from Maynard James Keenan of Tool; but also from the conversion: of 'Man' to 'Mayne' to 'Maynard'
Usually only used between close confidants.
Originates from Maynard James Keenan of Tool; but also from the conversion: of 'Man' to 'Mayne' to 'Maynard'
Usually only used between close confidants.
As a greeting:
"Whattup Maynard?"
or simply,
"Maynard!"
As a farewell:
"Later Maynard!"
"Whattup Maynard?"
or simply,
"Maynard!"
As a farewell:
"Later Maynard!"
Maynard
A term used in the competitive game, StarCraft, to describe whenever someone transfers their workers from their main base to the natural expansion.
Huk needs to maynard his workers to get the maximum economic potential of his probes.
Maynard
The art of cumming on a Moose.
Boy 1: Hey man, what you been up to?
Boy 2: Not much, just went and did a Maynard
Boy 1: Woah Dude! Nice one.
Boy 2: Not much, just went and did a Maynard
Boy 1: Woah Dude! Nice one.
Maynard
A term used when referring to a person or event deemed to embody the most impressive or magnificent qualities of any ever to manifest in any dimension.
One possessing the awesome ability to be life altering to witness .
One possessing the awesome ability to be life altering to witness .
Woodstock was the Maynard of all rock concerts!
When the bell rang, Iron Mike came out of the corner and dropped the Maynard on his ass!
When the bell rang, Iron Mike came out of the corner and dropped the Maynard on his ass!