maynard
A term to call a person rather than their name, similar to 'man' or 'dude'. Originates from the television show 'The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis' and is an ode to the character Maynard G. Krebs, the prototype hippie.
Person 1: "Hey, give me a hand here will ya?"
Person 2: "F*ck off maynard."
Person 2: "F*ck off maynard."
maynard
A maynard is you regular bad-ass. Any particular Maynard may name his/her friends as Maynard's also. Being a Maynard demands fear and respect. Maynard's have a sense of authority too.
Maynard One: Hey Maynard
Maynard Two: Hey Maynard
Maynard One: What's shaking?
Geek: WOW Here come's Maynard and her Maynard friends!
Geek 2: I wish I was a Maynard
Geek: Me too, let's ask!
Maynard: No fuckin' way mate
Geek *cries and kills himself*
Maynard Two: Hey Maynard
Maynard One: What's shaking?
Geek: WOW Here come's Maynard and her Maynard friends!
Geek 2: I wish I was a Maynard
Geek: Me too, let's ask!
Maynard: No fuckin' way mate
Geek *cries and kills himself*
maynard
A town where, by having sexual intercourse with one person, you are forever sexually linked to every other town member of a certain age bracket, given the past sexual conquests of your partner.
Girl One: I finally banged Rex last night!
Girl Two: It’s about time. You have been trying forever. He refuses to cheat on his girlfriend. I got with Stan again this past weekend.
Girl One: Wait!!! Didn’t Stan fool around with Betty all of last summer?
Girl Two: Yah, what’s your point?
Girl One: Betty is Rex’s girlfriend, so by screwing Rex last night, me and you basically had sex with one another.
Girl Two: Oh. (pause) Well that’s Maynard for ya.
Both: Hahahahhahah
Girl Two: It’s about time. You have been trying forever. He refuses to cheat on his girlfriend. I got with Stan again this past weekend.
Girl One: Wait!!! Didn’t Stan fool around with Betty all of last summer?
Girl Two: Yah, what’s your point?
Girl One: Betty is Rex’s girlfriend, so by screwing Rex last night, me and you basically had sex with one another.
Girl Two: Oh. (pause) Well that’s Maynard for ya.
Both: Hahahahhahah
maynard
Maynard is a condiment, the greasy mixture of mayonaise and mustard which is usually mixed to the eater's preference. It can be applied to any food, best on cheeseburgers.
I like to use maynard in my potato salad. Mayonaise and mustard are used in potato salad and it just seems right.
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A sexually frustrated manatee with internet access that has a tendency to create weird meme pages on facebook because its not getting laid enough.
Originates from the word manatee (manati) which has evolved over time to become "maynard"
Originates from the word manatee (manati) which has evolved over time to become "maynard"
"Fucking hell, some maynards made another page"
"Omg what a maynard"
"Omg what a maynard"
maynard
Zed's homosexual partner from the movie "Pulp Fiction."
A bugamist biker who helped kidnap and rape Marsellus Wallace's bitch ass.
Also friends with the Gimp aka Quentin Tarantino.
A bugamist biker who helped kidnap and rape Marsellus Wallace's bitch ass.
Also friends with the Gimp aka Quentin Tarantino.
Hey, Maynard. You want to buttrape this black bitch next?
No way, Zed. I don't believe in sloppy seconds. He's your bitch. I want to fuck his friend's pink white ass. He's cute.
No way, Zed. I don't believe in sloppy seconds. He's your bitch. I want to fuck his friend's pink white ass. He's cute.
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Using a reference to Tool vocalist, Maynard James Keenan, in place of the word "Tool" to put someone down for a stupid act etc.
"Have you seen Marilyn Manson's paintings? They suck, He's such a fucking Maynard"