MAYO FOOTPRINT
MUCH LIKE A CARBON FOOTPRINT EXPRESSES HOW MUCH CARBON A PERSON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSUMING, A MAYO FOOTPRINT IS A GENERAL TERM TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH OVEREATING A PERSON DOES
JUST MY BAD LUCK THAT I HAD TO SIT NEXT TO A LADY WITH A BIG MAYO FOOTPRINT FOR THE LONG FLIGHT.