Mayonaise donut
(n): A mixture of succulent semen mixed with fresh feces delivered early in the morning from Dumpin Donuts, right to your siginificant other's chest. Festishes run on Dumpin.'
(v): The act of delivering a mayonaise donut.
(v): The act of delivering a mayonaise donut.
My baby wanted a mayonaise donut to start her day fresh, and you better believe I delivered.