mayorkas
A man's foreskin that hasn't been cleaned for weeks-to-months, resulting in a terrible and inescapable smell. Often refers specifically to the crusty, musty, rotten, often moldy smegma that results specifically from infrequently cleaning of the male genital region.
Example 1: She was prepared for the night of her life, but when he removed his pants, the unbearable scent of a foul mayorkas penetrated the air. Grabbing her nose and her change purse, she fled the scene; the man wept.
Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.
Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.
Alejandro Mayorkas
Should never be dhs secretary in the us.
Dear Alejandro Mayorkas you're not fucking patriotic enough, you don't deserve dhs secretary