mazda miata

The mazda miata is the result of the deep and extensive research and reverse engineering done on the "UFO" that crashed in Roswell new mexico. it has a small but mighty 1.6 liter engine with a few "newer" models using a 1.8, these facts aside, the miata primarily relies on time wrapping and altering time and matter around itself to deliver its quick response and lap times. the miata's exquisite handling capabilities are achieved by actually moving the universe around itself instead of moving within it.

The Mazda Miata (also the Eunos Roadster in Japan) is a two seat sports car manufactured by the Mazda Motor Corporation.

A car once ostracized by grown men with Corvettes now serves as a staple of affordable performance.

A plastic vagina on wheels, usually bought by middle aged men experiencing a mid-life crisis. This car is a glorified matchbox car, and anyone seen driving this abomination to manhood should be flipped off with extreme prejudice. Especially if the top is down.

A girl's car. Majority of the time fags buy this vehicle to make them look pretty, mostly stanced cause they have no power. They fit in the street cred category with Honda civics. A poor man's S2000.

Many young car enthusiast's first car. It's a cheap sportscar from the 80s. Most buy the NA (1989-1997) only because it has pop-up headlights. The car has a weak af 1.6 Liter engine that makes not enough horsepower. It only has two seats and a trunk the size of a shot glass. Because it's so small, boomers automatically think that it's a death trap on wheels. In reality, the Mazda Miata is decently safe in all crash tests except for rollovers because it's a roadster.