Mbagara

Uses crocs for everything, ashy black man who does accounts, loves water yet drowning is a disorder, is gay and wants a green card ( clapping cheeks under the sheets, green card in boulevard), floats all the balls on the court with the strides of an ostrich, built like a bamboo stick but is extra thick, smack it and it echoes like thunder, shake the earth call that an assquake causing bootamis (tsunamis) we gonna sink Japan! "Oni-chan tasukete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"