MBA
Master Bad Ass, what some people think you're majoring in when you're in business school - expecially when you don't give money to your classmates or panhandlers on campus.
That chucker axed me my major outside the bookstore and I told him MBA as I left before he could ax me for money. The next time he saw me he calls me Master Bad Ass. I just kept walking so he didn't shake me down for change.
MBA
Main Battle Area.
Major Bad Ass.
Major Bonehead Association.
Make Business Adventurous.
Malir Bar Association.
Managed Boot Agent.
Management Boot Agent.
Management By Accident.
Manager By Accident.
Marketing Brain Aboard.
Married But Available.
Massive Bank Account.
Master of Barely Anything.
Mastering Business Advancement.
Masters of Business Administration.
Matter Billing Attorney.
Me Before Anyone.
Mean Binary Accuracy.
Meaningless Bureaucratic Aptitude.
Mediocre Bastard Alert.
Mediocre But Arrogant.
Mentally Below Average.
Message Board Arrogance.
Microsoft Business Associate.
Mighty Big Attitude.
Mind Body Attitude.
Mind Business Alert.
Mind, Body, and Attitude.
Miracles Being Achieved.
Mississauga Baseball Association.
Modeling By Auspig.
Modular Business Addon.
Mom's Bouquets Again.
Money Business And Accounting.
Montgomery Bell Academy.
Mop Bucket Attitude.
More Bad Advice.
More Bass Ale.
More Bewilderment Always.
More Bucks Annually.
Moronic But Aggrandizing.
Morse Baudot Ascii.
Mortgage Bankers Association.
Most Blind Again.
Most Bodacious Achiever.
Much Buggering About.
Murderer of Brand Assets.
Must Bust Ass.
Must Buy and Acquire.
Mutually Beneficial Arrangement.
The Mindlessness of Business Administration.
Major Bad Ass.
Major Bonehead Association.
Make Business Adventurous.
Malir Bar Association.
Managed Boot Agent.
Management Boot Agent.
Management By Accident.
Manager By Accident.
Marketing Brain Aboard.
Married But Available.
Massive Bank Account.
Master of Barely Anything.
Mastering Business Advancement.
Masters of Business Administration.
Matter Billing Attorney.
Me Before Anyone.
Mean Binary Accuracy.
Meaningless Bureaucratic Aptitude.
Mediocre Bastard Alert.
Mediocre But Arrogant.
Mentally Below Average.
Message Board Arrogance.
Microsoft Business Associate.
Mighty Big Attitude.
Mind Body Attitude.
Mind Business Alert.
Mind, Body, and Attitude.
Miracles Being Achieved.
Mississauga Baseball Association.
Modeling By Auspig.
Modular Business Addon.
Mom's Bouquets Again.
Money Business And Accounting.
Montgomery Bell Academy.
Mop Bucket Attitude.
More Bad Advice.
More Bass Ale.
More Bewilderment Always.
More Bucks Annually.
Moronic But Aggrandizing.
Morse Baudot Ascii.
Mortgage Bankers Association.
Most Blind Again.
Most Bodacious Achiever.
Much Buggering About.
Murderer of Brand Assets.
Must Bust Ass.
Must Buy and Acquire.
Mutually Beneficial Arrangement.
The Mindlessness of Business Administration.
*Professor: Hey, how is your test result in Accounting?
*Student: Well, I was rated highly for MBA (Mentally Below Average) :(
*Professor: Here we go again!
*Student: Well, I was rated highly for MBA (Mentally Below Average) :(
*Professor: Here we go again!
mba
Master Bullshit Artist.
(1) A Graduate level degree offered to fast talking business students with little real knowledge of business processes, but are extremely proficient with PowerPoint presentations.
(2) A graduate business student that can authoritatively talk you into the ground at impromptu hallway meetings. (also, see buzzwords.)
(1) A Graduate level degree offered to fast talking business students with little real knowledge of business processes, but are extremely proficient with PowerPoint presentations.
(2) A graduate business student that can authoritatively talk you into the ground at impromptu hallway meetings. (also, see buzzwords.)
(1) That MBA's powerpoint presentation was spectacular... Now, what the hell was he talking about?
(2) I got cornered by an MBA in the hallway and lost 45 minutes I'll never get back!
(2) I got cornered by an MBA in the hallway and lost 45 minutes I'll never get back!
MBA
Masters of Business Association; To be achieved after college graduation through business school.
I am going to get an MBA.
MBA
Mentally below average
Well, it's juz a direct opposition to "Masters of Business Association". kindda like an insult.
Well, it's juz a direct opposition to "Masters of Business Association". kindda like an insult.
Arrogant guy: Look at me! An educated MBA, impressive huh?
Listener: yea..Mentally below average,that is.
Listener: yea..Mentally below average,that is.
MBA
Master of Bullshitting Assholes
Brian is doing MBA in stern...yeah right.
MBA
Mamma's Boys Academy
A suspiciously all-boys school with a sissy Headmaster in Nashville Tennessee where all of the students think that their shit doesn't stink because they can afford to wipe their butts with fifty dollar bills.
Sister school to Harpeth Hall.
A suspiciously all-boys school with a sissy Headmaster in Nashville Tennessee where all of the students think that their shit doesn't stink because they can afford to wipe their butts with fifty dollar bills.
Sister school to Harpeth Hall.
Those MBA boys love to play with themselves,and it is just not cricket.