McBlizzard
A punishment that involves pouring a Blizzard sold at McDonalds on someone.
Judge: You can serve ten years or three McBlizzards, which one will you choose?
Convict: Are you kidding I'd rather get covered in ice cream.
Judge: But then you'd be all sticky and cold and wet
Convict: Are you kidding I'd rather get covered in ice cream.
Judge: But then you'd be all sticky and cold and wet