McBride Student
A depressed and/or stressed person who only wanted to go to high school but instead found themselves attending college. If you know someone unfortunate enough to attend this school you will have seen their overall mood depletion from their first day there and all the days between. Many of these students are frequent drug users who also drink to forget their horrible grades or the stresses of many of the more *crazy* teachers. Separated between three categories: CJI, HM, and ENG... many CJI students are suicidal messes who are accident prone and have given up entirely OR are try hardship who have yet to be defeated by the overwhelming standards of this school. Then there is HM where most are generally uncertain of what exactly their classes are meant to teach them since they have experienced confusion as a result of the anger brought by the amount of work given. Then, of course... ENG who are primarily all white boys and favored by the staff at the school, by far the best pathway of them all because they are loved.
Jane: Have you met a McBride Student?
John: Yes they are sad
John: Yes they are sad
McBride Student
Ah yes, McBride. The place parents want their nicotine addicted, depressed, " eGirL anD vSco" reject kids to go. The 2023 freshman are obnoxiously loud, theres that jackass playing their shitty music from their speaker, the weird group of engineers how hang out near Ms.Kelly's room, and those ASB kids who thin putting up posters and tables and flyers will make us like Milikan. If you go to McBride, chances are you are ghetto, stoopid white, fake, or all of the above.
" Hey you know Kade?"
" That loser McBride Student ?"
" That loser McBride Student ?"
Exhausted McBride student
A student so emotionally and physically distressed, that they are forced to the only option of accepting the education provided in front of them. Broken up into subgroups of: Eng, H&M, CGI. All in order of the favourite house/subgroup. The CGI kids turn to deep depression, H&M to drug, ENG to a reduced mental state or sewerslide. After years of this constant mental state, side effects may include: depression, setting yourself up for failure, decreased spatial awareness, vomiting, considering application to art school, mental breakdowns, and death.
That exhausted Mcbride student doesn’t look to good, CALL 911!