Mccaffrey
An individual who panics about absolutly everything. A Mccaffrey will often get easily stressed out about simple tasks and will get mad when a telephone rings. It is unwise to try and give this individual information because they will ask an infinite amount of questions of which you do not have the answer to, but you told them everything you already know. Often has the same qualities as a small dog; alot of energy, moves fast when walking from a desk to a door, easily startled, and gets mad very easily.
"John there is no reason to get upset about the meeting, dont be a Mccaffrey."
Mccaffrey
When a person that is getting made fun of, has nothing but untrue, off the wall and outright ridiculous comebacks, which are completely unfunny as well as make no sense.
"That made no sense at all, you totally pulled a mccaffrey on that one."
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When a grown man has to run away and cry for help to a bigger and/or tougher man to come to his aid, to help him with his problems with his bullies/friends. Once the bigger/tougher man is done scolding the bullies, the said, mccaffrey will then come strutting back to the room acting as if nothing had happened.
"Oh look he is crying, he is probably going to pull a Mccaffrey now..."
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When a woman has a terrible case of diarrhea during or immediately following anal sex to both partner's sexual arousal.
I want you to give me a McCaffrey! Do it on my face!
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When a person receives a Blow Job inside or around a trash/garbage dumpster with whipped cream, by an inexperienced female.
"Did you get a mccaffrey from your new girfriend?"
McCaffrey Family
A football family from Colorado consisting of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, San Francisco 49'ers wide receiver Max McCaffrey, Carolina Panthers running back Christian McCaffrey, University of Michigan quarterback Dylan McCaffrey, and University of Nebraska commit Luke McCaffrey
Person 1: The McCaffrey Family is bound to become football royalty. With Dad and all the brothers playing football.
Person 2: Yeah. The Manning era is about over, and the McCaffrey Era is upon us.
Person 2: Yeah. The Manning era is about over, and the McCaffrey Era is upon us.
Ed McCaffrey
A Denver Broncos legend. Played wide receiver in the John Elway era, leading the Broncos to three Superbowl victories. Ed has four sons, all of which play football. Max is currently a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49'ers. His second oldest Christian is currently a running back for the Carolina Panthers. His third oldest plays quarterback for the University of Michigan. His youngest is still in highschool and has committed to the University of Nebraska.
Ed McCaffrey was an amazing wide receiver in the John Elway era. The Broncos we're unstoppable back then.