matthew mcconaughey'd
As your partner is finishing, or just before, you say 'alright, alright, alright' and completely ruin the mood.
Dude, I totally Matthew Mcconaughey'd that person last night!
McConaughey'd
When your chick opens the door at a party and is instantly overwhelmed by an overly charismatic and outgoing bro, who is generally taller and more handsome than you than you - and will attempt to fuck her on site regardless of your presence.
Sad Bro: Bro, were you at Jay's party last weekend?
Normal Bro: No
Sad Bro: Fucking Burt Reynolds was
there.
Normal: Fuck out of here.
Sad bro: Yeah, totally McConaughey'd my chick. She's moving out.
Normal Bro: No
Sad Bro: Fucking Burt Reynolds was
there.
Normal: Fuck out of here.
Sad bro: Yeah, totally McConaughey'd my chick. She's moving out.