McDate
A date at Mc Donalds. Not considered a real date by many.
Jess: Oh my god Michael, I can't believe you went out with that ho.
Michael: Awww Jess, come one. I didn't cheat on you, it was only a McDate.
Michael: Awww Jess, come one. I didn't cheat on you, it was only a McDate.
McDate Rape
When you order a McDouble and a McChicken from McDonalds, and combine the two for the most delicious experience of your life. You will feel like dying not long afterwards.
Guy 1: "Dude, where's Jeff?"
Guy 2: "He ate a McDate Rape and is now shitting his brains out."
Guy 2: "He ate a McDate Rape and is now shitting his brains out."
International McDate Line
The magical time of the wee hours when a 24-hour McDonald's switches from dinner to breakfast.
Usually at 3am, the IML provides the perfect opportunity for one hell of a fast-food run. Some 24-hour joints actually close down for a brief period (10-15 minutes) to actually switch to breakfast. This makes 2:55 the ideal time to roll up to the drive-thru.
To take advantage of the International McDate Line, you must order at least one item from the menu that cannot be purchased during breakfast*. You will be handed your food at almost exactly 3am, giving you 10-15 minutes to enjoy your gourmet meal. After polishing off the leftover condiments from your Big Mac box, roll on up and order 4 sausage mcmuffins. That's about 55,000 calories in a half-hour, but only 27,500 for each day.
*If you're on the bejesus belt, it must be at least one value meal
Usually at 3am, the IML provides the perfect opportunity for one hell of a fast-food run. Some 24-hour joints actually close down for a brief period (10-15 minutes) to actually switch to breakfast. This makes 2:55 the ideal time to roll up to the drive-thru.
To take advantage of the International McDate Line, you must order at least one item from the menu that cannot be purchased during breakfast*. You will be handed your food at almost exactly 3am, giving you 10-15 minutes to enjoy your gourmet meal. After polishing off the leftover condiments from your Big Mac box, roll on up and order 4 sausage mcmuffins. That's about 55,000 calories in a half-hour, but only 27,500 for each day.
*If you're on the bejesus belt, it must be at least one value meal
Eugene: What'd you do last night, lad?
Patrick: Larry and I were up late, so we cruised on over to hit both sides of the International McDate Line.
Eugene: The International McWhatBoy?
Patrick: MY NAME'S NOT RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: Larry and I were up late, so we cruised on over to hit both sides of the International McDate Line.
Eugene: The International McWhatBoy?
Patrick: MY NAME'S NOT RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#McDate
A #McDate is where to humans go on a date to McDonald's but one of the humans are to poor to take you out some where nice and expensive
connor: "hey baby want to do on a date?"
shannon: "where to?"
connor: "McDonalds?"
shannon: " oh my god you spoil me babe a #McDate is way to expensive"
shannon: "where to?"
connor: "McDonalds?"
shannon: " oh my god you spoil me babe a #McDate is way to expensive"
McDating
To spend time with someone whilst going through the motions of a dinner date but actually only eating a McDonald's meal!
Jennifer: "Hey Andy, when we McDating next?!"
Andrew: "How about Sunday before my basketball game?"
Jennifer: "Yeah, sounds good."
Andrew: "How about Sunday before my basketball game?"
Jennifer: "Yeah, sounds good."