McGarry Night

1. A night where one drinks an insane amount of alcohol and will eventually pass out. Can be paired with Mega to make a Mega-McGarry night (for a night you will never remember and will probably end up in the hospital) or with Mini to make Mini-McGarry (for a night that you only get a little shit faced). Not to be used lightly.

Named for a certain Physics teacher who enjoys mean Manhattans and keeps a fridge in her room for "experiments" with ethanol. She also failed a Physics lab in college to go to happy hour.

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This Bog Breath cardboard gypsy will do anything for female attention. fat virgin who will live in basement with his dad at the age of 27. he has a passionate hatred for his mother, and swears he actually wants to see her dead. Travis Mcgarrys are typically vulnerable, but threaten to get you jumped and killed by his family whenever he feels like it. DISCLAIMER: Don’t tocuh his Lacoste bodywarmer, or objects will be thrown e.g chocolate brownie.

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level 213 on fortnite battle royale in 2022

Alec is a lovely man with the best puns. He is the only human being that can be cute, hot, funny and sexy at the same time. He's also a part of the worlds best boy band called New Rules

When a person makes major allegations while claiming to have hard evidence supporting them (ex: text screenshots, audio recordings), then subsequently fails to produce any of the claimed evidence.

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A very sexy chav that likes DOMINIK ;)