McHernia
Any activity or eating problem (usually from McDonald's) that increases pressure on the abdominal wall tissue (a McDouble or McChicken for example) may lead to a hernia, including:
Chronic constipation (may cause McCramps)
Chronic cough
Enlarged prostate (straining to urinate)
Extra weight
Heavy lifting (from extra weight)
Undescended testicles (hormones in the food do that)
Chronic constipation (may cause McCramps)
Chronic cough
Enlarged prostate (straining to urinate)
Extra weight
Heavy lifting (from extra weight)
Undescended testicles (hormones in the food do that)
Broseph 1: "Bro, I'm up in the hosptial."
Broseph 2: "Man, what happened?"
Broseph 1: "I was at McDonald's and tried the McGangbang and the McGangrape which led to a McOrgy and then I had McCramps so then I thought I was getting the McShits, but actually it was a McHernia."
Broseph 2: "Aw shit man."
Broseph 2: "Man, what happened?"
Broseph 1: "I was at McDonald's and tried the McGangbang and the McGangrape which led to a McOrgy and then I had McCramps so then I thought I was getting the McShits, but actually it was a McHernia."
Broseph 2: "Aw shit man."