McKelvey
An uncircumsized penis that is coated in smegma and/or mold and obstructs the male pee hole making it very hard to urinate in a single direction.
"Dude, you better get that McKelvey snipped off before that penis cheese eats your whole dick off"
McKelvey
when you wake up next to your teacher
Holy crap, who's car is in front of our house with a faculty parking tag? Ross must have had another McKelvey last night.
McKelvey
A person who walks as if there is a wide stick up their butt. Often makes poor decisions which will ultimately prove that the person is dumber than they look.
Wow, look at McKelvey walk. Looks like he has a bad case of swamp ass
mckelvey
a hole that monkeys might fly out of.
traditionally an arsehole.
traditionally an arsehole.
and monkeys might fly out of my mckelvey
mckelvey
to get the urge to enter a word into the urban dictionary, particularly when associated with a useless southerner of irish descent.
i feel a mcKelvey coming on
mckelvey
someone who doesn't know how to add words to the urban dictionary.
a fuckwit
a fuckwit
shut up McKelvey you gipsy
mckelvey
a bad haircut or hairstyle
have you seen the mckelvey on that