Mckendrix
According to the bible, this is one of the rarest types of people. While the name is bestowed upon anyone, it tends to derive from any fillipino with a massive shlong, according to the bible. Through observation Mckendrix doesn’t seem to be made by atoms but by sauce and drip. This helps the male attract the sauciest bad b to mate with and pass on the monstrous shlong genes to its offspring. Mckendrix’s will forever be curious about the world and strive for the best in themselves and who show reciprocal respect and loyalty.
Who’s that with the massive shlong?
It’s the Mckendrix! How haven’t you heard?
It’s the Mckendrix! How haven’t you heard?