McLameass
Someone who hails from the borough of 'Ballaugh' in the Isle of Man is known as a McLameass - due to its lack of water, electricity, basic plumbing, nightlife and the fact that it has only one bus stop and one (crap)pub.
Cassie: Bow down, for it is I! Cassie McLameass! King of all the Lameasses from Ballaugh! I do not understand your concepts of water, light, more than one bus stop and sewer systems! BUT I AM COOL!