Mclane

Man of the people. Enemy of women. Master of the three liquors and quite possibly the eighth wonder of the world.

Normally a girl, (sometimes a guy). who is hilarious, fun to be around, and definitely quirky. Most end up being popular and have the dream life; good grades, tons of friends, and they always have a special talent (e.g. soccer, ice skating, piano, painting, etc). Most seem shy if they don't like you or if they don't know how to "be" around you. But, after (if) they warm up to you they will be some of the best people to be around, the party's where McLane's at! If you meet a McLane make sure you're friendly and give them time to warm up to you and they'll reveal their real self to you, serving itself as in explanation for their good reputation and notorious popularity.

The gayest high school in north-western Pennsylvannia. This school holds the record for totally out-gaying themselves more than one could have ever though physically possible. Seriously? Can you have a gayer mascot than a "lancer". Let's get real here. Being referred to as a hick should be a compliment considering all the other harsh but true words that could be said. When driving through Pennsylvannia, do yourself the biggest favor you could possibly do for yourself and skip past this town.

Really fucking good school

Jack is clearly the greatest guy you will ever meet, he has tons and tons of friends and women surround him always because they want to date that awesome man. Also, he is 100 times better than some mf named George.

A Dyke

McLane is a high school in Fresno California, which was named after some guy back in the day. It has your usual: jocks, preps, emos, "normals?", and just plain "wierdos". The school is mainly mexicans, blacks, asians, and the monority whites. You have your typical Fresno cheer: fat Mexican chicks and one skinny white girl. McLane and football is a no. They really don't win. Ever. As for other sports? Whatever, they suck too. The classrooms are really small, except for the classrooms BY the parking lot. The ones ON the parking lot are just trailers, and suck in the winter time. Its not the high school you want to go to. Just stick with Clovis school, or Hoover or Bullard if you to stick with Fresno. The only good thing, all the schools were jelous of the colors: black, white, and red. McLane's mascots were the Highlander guy and Scotty Dog. McLane for all rallies had Highlander dancers and Scotty Dog dance. They have magnet programs, and now Freshmen are forced into a "freshman program" and have longer classes than the other years. Theres a medical magnet, a art venture program, and some others. These are the only cool ones. With medical though, be warned, you will dissect cats for a few months. And they stink. Really gross. All and all McLane sucked, but just make the best out what you can. Good Luck.