McMars
The proverbial thing that mick, Marshall Dillon, used as a dildo.
"I got my Venus penis stuck inside of Jupiter's anus with the rings of Saturn stretched around the rings of Uranus & I pop Pluto's ploppings like a chicken plop pill though... like that mick Marshall Dillon used McMars as a dildo... when my body hair is growing from my pube's weeping willow down to all the pillow-biters that are biting their pillows. Go and break your fucking breakfast back out of your Brillo. I'll trade my number one status for a whole lot of nil though."