McNamer
Male doing the splits while having sex.
I tried to McNamer my wife last night and pulled my groin.
Mcnamer Squat
Similar to a Roman war helmet, the Mcnamer squat first requires one to shit upon their balls, and then place their soiled balls upon the eyes of their partner, friend, or unsuspecting victim, allowing their penis to drape down over the nose of the previously mentioned person.
My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her, so I gave her the Mcnamer squat.