McSmoking
Smoking in the drive through lane at McDonalds in direct violation of the "no smoking within 10 feet" law.
I ordered a McDouble (no ketchup or mustard, add Big Mac sauce and lettuce) and celebrated my McVictory (in getting a Big Mac sans middle bun for 1/3 the price) by McSmoking while waiting for my order. BTW... the girl working there was McSmoking hot!