McStandard
A nouvelle variation on the word ‘standard’ which provides greater verbal flexibility as its triple consonant composition allows the insertion of a word or expletive of the user’s choice. Particularly applicable to the use of the word 'standard' whilst within the confines of a McDonald's. McStandard can also provide colloquial comfort to users of the ordinary word ‘standard’ in the far uncivilised north, that is the land of the Scots.
'Alright mate?'
'McStandard mate! Mc-fucking-standard!'
'How's yo fillet-o-fish cuz?'
'McStandard.'
'AYE! Brucie Maclean! Ye goan te Glasge tinut?
'McStandard yer bonnie lassie!'
'McStandard mate! Mc-fucking-standard!'
'How's yo fillet-o-fish cuz?'
'McStandard.'
'AYE! Brucie Maclean! Ye goan te Glasge tinut?
'McStandard yer bonnie lassie!'
McStandard
The standard order at McDonalds consisting of the only items that do not suck, A Quarter Pounder
Large fries and Sprite.
Large fries and Sprite.
Went through the Drive through and submitted my order for the McStandard.