McVittie

when you shit in a blender, put your face in it, then turn it on Frappe´ and it cuts your face and you get shit in your cuts

After sex, the act of slipping it in the back door while distracting her by asking her to grab you a towel off of the floor next to the bed. In the event she is on the inside of the bed, just ask her to check out the poster on the wall.

Describes the moldy biscuity smell that emanates from an obese woman's flabby chest.

A McVitty Snag is a variation of the Full Monty treatment from a male stripper.
Typically a stripper performing a McVitty Snag has a less-than-impressive dong, and usually gets clients to be involved with the process, trying to find said dong, due to its minuscule size.

Experience can be improved by implementing a Jim Tam.

Having fingered either a female or male the fingerer licks the remenance off their fingers.

Somebody who is beyond the relm of fit, and practically edible beacuse he is so totally hot.