austintonian
A person from San Antonio Texas, typically from the north side, who has never really spent any time in downtown San Antonio, but is constantly talking about how everything is better in Austin. They are usually high school students who claim that they are moveing to Austin as soon as they graduate high school with their girl/boyfriend in order to become a famous writer/musician/poet/...what ever they all end up working at fast food joints, book stores, and video stores anyways.
If that fucking asshole from the north side reads one more austintonian poem about how he hates it here I will rip his fucking lungs out!