MDPJ
Mac Daddy Pimp Juice. Referring to how much of a pimp you are, how much semen you have, and your penis size. All of the necessities of being a pimp. MDPJ levels can range from 0-20. Balls become explosive after surpassing level 19.25.
Nick: Hey Kourtney, want to see my MDPJ level 19?
Kourtney: Yes! But go easy this time, last time I almost drowned!
Kourtney: Yes! But go easy this time, last time I almost drowned!