Meagle

Found only in remote sections of rain forests, this mystifying creature has eluded scientists for centuries. Only recently has mankind been able to track down and categorize the Meagle.

A cross between a monkey and an eagle, the Meagle has the cunning predatory skills of an eagle and the opposable thumb of the monkey.

Tribes native to the area also believe that this stunning creature possesses magical powers. For centuries, they say, humans have been unable to capture this animal because opon sight of it, people break into uncontrollable laughter. It is said that only members of the Sadaites are able to resist its curious charms.

All that is known about the heritage of Meagles is that they can only be conceived through the combination of a Maunt and a Duncle. The origins of Maunts and Duncles are not known.

The act of being cute and/or cuddly on a high scale.

Or the act of being excessively stupid.

To make sexual advances on a girl, while being intoxicated/high. A sloppy version of mingle. I guess ladies can do this too.

The act of meeting the opposite sex while drunk and intentionally making them feel uncomfortable by telling them you want to Meagle them.

When you get a Spider-Man blowjob from a girl on the edge of the bed. Your balls smack her in the face which gives her “meat goggles”

taking a gigantic hit of weed from a bowl

meagled - to be on the receiving end of tomfoolery and rambunctiousness

meagled (valorant) - to be brutally murdered by someone unloading a whole mag of bullets into your head

meagle (valorant) - the act of unloading a whole mag of bullets into someones head

meagle cheese - a mythical item that causes eternal glory, also very smelly