Meat Coffee
Noun: a very suggestive yet SFW way of implying morning sex in conversation.
"Jenny seems like she's in a chipper mood today. Must have been that strong black cup of meat coffee she was talking about when she came in."
Meat Coffee
Fresh, steaming hot diarrhea in a mug. Add cream and sugar ;)
Omg this bitch is so freaky she asked me to make her a Meat Coffee!