Australian frostpipe
when a girl takes a shit, puts it in the freezer, takes it out, and uses it as a dildo.
tracy:my fingers are too small, and i dont have enough for a dildo!
stacy:are you constipated?
tracy:..yeah.
stacy: Use an australian frostpipe!
stacy:are you constipated?
tracy:..yeah.
stacy: Use an australian frostpipe!