Meat Mountains
Breasts
Man, look at her massive meat mountains!
Meat Mountain
A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.
Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."
meat mountains
breasts, jugs, tits, cans.
Man, that girl's got a hefty set of meat mountains!!
macaroni meat mountain
A person possessing qualities such as fat, obese, sweaty, smells like raw meat, or overall morbidly obese. He or she who is a macaroni meat mountain is usually ugly as well.
Bitteto you frigga macaroni meat mountain!
mountain meat
Meat eaten at over 5280’ of elevation
Would you like a piece of this mountain meat?
Jamaican meat mountain
When a man shoves various meats into his significant others asshole and proceeds to preform anal sex with said significant other
Not hungry babe? How about the Jamaican meat mountain ?
meat pole mountaineer
A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.
Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?