Meat nap
When your beating your meat but you fall asleep while in the action. Wake up see your meat in your hand and then keep beating that meat
I was beating my meat and I was super tired so I took a meat nap and when I awoke I kept going where I left off
meat nap
meat nap (n): The nap one takes after ingesting a large amount of meat. Usually preceded by meat sweats.
Dave took an awesome meat nap after that all you can eat BBQ dinner.