Meat Saber
A powerful weapon that Jedi Knights wield during sexual intercourse. It much resembles a normal penis, because it starts its life as one. However, attaining Master status in the Jedi Arts enables the use of this tool.
Also (v): Meat Saber(ing) - The act of engaging the Meat Saber in sexual intercourse/mortal combat
Also (v): Meat Saber(ing) - The act of engaging the Meat Saber in sexual intercourse/mortal combat
When I whipped out my Meat Saber, she came twice without actually making contact with it.
Yo mama was giving me lip so I had to Meat Saber her into submission.
Yo mama was giving me lip so I had to Meat Saber her into submission.
meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master
Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.
My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.