meat staff
A holy rod that can grant you 1 orgasm every 2 hours. Take precaution when inserting into a wizard sleeve because accidents while performing magic can summon crotch goblins.
"The wizard polished his meat staff every day, but was careful not to polish it too hard, for that would hurt."
staff meating
To have sexual relations at work
Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’