Meat Treat
When you decide that instead of using your last bit of stomach space for dessert, you decide to help yourself to another portion of meat.
That steak was so delicious that I decided to have another piece instead of an ice cream sandwich. What a delicious meat treat!
3 Meat Treat
(n.) A sexual encounter involving 3 penises and, most likely, 1 vagina.
(n.) A terribly-named Little Caesar's pizza.
(n.) A terribly-named Little Caesar's pizza.
Girl 1: What happened last night?
Girl 2: Oh, it was vicious. The boys gathered 'round and gave Sarah a 3 meat treat to snack on.
Girl 2: Oh, it was vicious. The boys gathered 'round and gave Sarah a 3 meat treat to snack on.
Three Meat Treat
Also known as the "Little Caesar's Scrub Top", it is the sexual act of eating a Little Caesar's 3-meat pizza then proceeding to vomit the half-chewed, sausage-riddled mixture onto your partners chest. This is analogous to the Cosby Sweater.
Person 1: Hey man, is that a mole on your chest?
Person 2: Oh, this? Nope, it's just a piece of dried-out sausage from last night when Michael gave me a Three Meat Treat.
(Person 2 proceeds to pick off said sausage and eat it)
Person 2: Oh, this? Nope, it's just a piece of dried-out sausage from last night when Michael gave me a Three Meat Treat.
(Person 2 proceeds to pick off said sausage and eat it)
Double Meat Treat
The action of two nude, erect, males facing each other and placing their penis's side by side. At that point one of the two men grabs his and the other male's penis with one hand and
begins to masturbate them both.
begins to masturbate them both.
The other day i walked in on Jake giving Javier a "Double Meat Treat". I then turned away and left the room.
three meat treat
When three men who share a working environment discreetly engage in oral sex with each other in a triangular formation for the purpose of career growth.
"Dude, did you see Chad, Dick, and Matthew all go into the conference room together last night?"
"Yeah man, they're the members of the three meat treat."
"Yeah man, they're the members of the three meat treat."
Any meats a treat
The female equivalent of "any hole is a goal".
Female 1: "Ew, don't have sex with that guy, he doesn't even have a job!!
Female 2: "Oh well, any meats a treat"
Female 2: "Oh well, any meats a treat"
meat treat
The treat of exquisite meat
Giiiiiirl he gave me a fat ass meat treat last night...