meatus
the dickhole
"stick your tongue into the tip of the meatus"
meatus
Slang term for the urinary meatus (aka the hole at the tip of your dick)
If you have a dick without a meatus, you're a fucking freak.
Meatus
1. The opposite of a Pubic Mound.
2. Word used to describe a really pathetic person.
3. The funny little hole at the end of a guy's dingdang.
2. Word used to describe a really pathetic person.
3. The funny little hole at the end of a guy's dingdang.
1. "That girl is such a pubic mound." "I know, but look at her boyfriend. He's such a meatus...I bet he can't ever get it up."
2. "Dude...check out my meatstick." "I hate you! You're such a meatus!"
3. "Ewwww! What is that?!" It's my meatus..." "Why is it so big?"
2. "Dude...check out my meatstick." "I hate you! You're such a meatus!"
3. "Ewwww! What is that?!" It's my meatus..." "Why is it so big?"
Meatus
A meaty, long, heavy, phat penis that sounds like a hammer when placed on table.
That guy has a meatus. Even though he tried his best to hide it, I can see it with his pants on
Meatus
The gaping jaw of a penis, located on the tip; known as the meatus. It is the ogre of japseyes.
"Hey Purple, want to stick your tongue down my sticky meatus?"
"DAYM SURE SON LET ME SEE THEM MUSCLES"
"DAYM SURE SON LET ME SEE THEM MUSCLES"
Beatus Meatus
The most powerful of all spells in the harry potter universe
"Beatus Meatus!" Harry yelled killing Voldemort instantly
Meatus Wangus
1) A pseudo-medical term for male reproductive organs
When I had my physical, the nurse had to grope my Meatus Wangus, but I didn't mind.