meat wand
1. An individually packaged long cylindrical meat product found at most gas stations. AKA Slim Jim, Beef Jerky
2. A man's shaft, rod, or Johnson
2. A man's shaft, rod, or Johnson
"While paying for gas, I decided to grab a meat wand for the ride home."
"I'd like to give here a taste of my meat wand."
"I'd like to give here a taste of my meat wand."
Magic Meat Wand
The penis of a man one cares about deeply, not to be confused with a pork sword which is less desirable. Couples well with a heaven basket. A term of endearment for the penis.
I love everything about you, including your magic meat wand.