medical patient
A "recreational" stoner who was able to acquire a medical marijuana recommendation by using the excuse of having some BS medical condition. The medical marijuana industry is made up of approximately 99% of these recreational users. They have also become the main connect for those who cannot acquire a medical marijuana recommendation.
Me: Yo, Javi. Bust out the bowlios.
Javi: If you are down to buy, I'm down to fly!
Me: For sure. Who's got bud?
Javi: I got the medical card now for a year cause I said the pain on my knee was too much, so I'm a medical patient now!
Me: Fuck it, let's go to the Fire Station.
Javi: I'll hit up Willy.
Me: Nah, too many lungs.....
Javi: If you are down to buy, I'm down to fly!
Me: For sure. Who's got bud?
Javi: I got the medical card now for a year cause I said the pain on my knee was too much, so I'm a medical patient now!
Me: Fuck it, let's go to the Fire Station.
Javi: I'll hit up Willy.
Me: Nah, too many lungs.....