Australian Wet Willy

The act of a traditional Wet Willy, however, rather than wetting ones fore finger with the mouth prior to insertion in the victims ear, you insert the fore finger in and around your rectum. (An Australian Wet Willy must be performed only on days exceeding 100-degrees F, and only after one has been "walk about" for a minimum of one hour to get the the said "Wet" effect.) Also called an Auzzie Ear.

The act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's vagina, then when she is not looking shoving them into her ears and using them as handles to receive oral sex.

Similar to a wet willie or reverse wet willie. Australian implies that you stick your finger “down under” (anus or vagina) before putting it into someone’s mouth.