Medieval instinct
Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.
Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?
Kid: mom wtf
Friend: wha–
Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–
Kid: mom wtf
Friend: wha–
Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–