Austrian Rubdown
The act of ejaculating and defecating on another's back and massaging the contents into the others back with your scrotum.
John: Dude how far did you get?
Keith: She wanted me to give her an Austrian Rubdown!
John: A BROWN FALCON?!?!?!
Keith: She wanted me to give her an Austrian Rubdown!
John: A BROWN FALCON?!?!?!