Meet shop
English equivalent of the Kashmiri word "paend" that refers to a place (usually a shop) that serves as a mini panchayat for the dotards of a community to discuss everything under the sun. An ideal male kitty party.
Adil: I just ran late because the shop was close.
Azra: Or you were just enjoying yourself at the meet shop?
Azra: Or you were just enjoying yourself at the meet shop?