megabater
Where a guy is addicted to masturbating, at the point where he would rather masturbate then have sex with a chick. May or may not be addicted to porno.
Cole: Themis is such a megabater.
Ana: My ugly freind would've fucked him, but he said his hand was good enough.
Ana: My ugly freind would've fucked him, but he said his hand was good enough.