megamorph

A very cool tall, yellow, robot that shapeshifts from a transformer to a very nice looking car. He was introduced in the first “Pizazz Lizard Who’s Secretly a Totally Hot Babe but was Cursed to be a Lizard,” as a minor antagonist, the marvelous monstrosity of machinery, and is later developed into a major supporting character. He plays a large role in helping Valentine Jackson to open up by becoming his lover, eventually even having a child with the legendary Jackson. (Felony) While transforming, Megamorph likes to hype up the crowd by using his tiny robot arms to attempt to raise the roof. While commencing this ritual, Megamorph likes to chant, “ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU READY TO MEET THE MARVELOUS MONSTROSITY OF MACHINERY?” just about as many times as he raises his arms. Due to Felony, Megamorph and Valentine Jackson are given the opportunity to help Pizazz lizard and Prince Remi with their child! Megamorph is a cool dude who may or may not appear at your local fair and make the aesthetic videos of fireworks you took even better with his very loud and obnoxious hype train.