mega muffin

a greatly attractive individual inside and out with a obnoxious yet hysterical method of laughing which involves covering her face that is turning bright red, slightly bending her knees with her feet curing inward kind of penguin toed and stomping her feet while screeching what sounds like a mating call for a abnormal scientific test turkey. you can see her working at canby fred meyers in apparel molesting the manikins she will probably be wearing some kind of green.