Megazord
An ultimate fighting mechanism used by the Power Rangers, which is combination of their separate "Zords."
The Power Rangers combined their Zords to form the Megazord.
Megazord
A take on the shocker where you combine your two hands into a double shocker gesture and use in the typical way (2 in pink/1 in stink). Named after the Power Rangers fighting robot which combines all the rangers together.
I gave her the sickest Megazord
Megazord
Sex act involving at least 5 women and one man where in the man inserts each foot into the vagina of two of the women, each fist in another 2, and one on top of his head. In extreme cases, another woman can be used as a codpiece. The man then walks around crushing cardboard boxes like the megazord from power rangers.
Man, I just did the megazord with these 6 chicks and now their vaginas are ruined! High five!
Megazord
Towards the end of the show, Power Rangers, the Rangers will summon giant fighting robots called zords which combine to form the megazord! The monster is often finished off when the megazord slashes its sword and the creature falls over and for whatever reason dies as a result of blowing up. Often involves flashy and vibrant special effects, A.K.A. An epileptics nightmare.
"It's Megazord! When evil space aliens threaten Earth, the mighty morphin' power rangers, in their dinozords, morph to become the Megazord, the Megazord is part of the mighty morphin' power ranger's ultimate battle system."
-Hey! I thought you were driving!
-Me? I thought you were.
-(both) OOHHhh!!!
-Hey! I thought you were driving!
-Me? I thought you were.
-(both) OOHHhh!!!
Megazord
For a multiple amount of guys (minimum of four) to combine their penis' (in a Power Ranger style way) into one all mighty penis, usually causing internal injuries and anal rupture.
Come on guys, lets Megazord that M.I.L.F!
Megazord
When two men are docking and two other men wrap their ball sacks around the former two men's purple-headed yogurt slingers, then jack them off with their balls sacks.
Jim: God, that megazord last night was legendary!
Tom: Yeah! My ball sack was so slick with lube that it almost slid off your uncircumcised penis!
Tom: Yeah! My ball sack was so slick with lube that it almost slid off your uncircumcised penis!
Megazord
Zords are colossal mechanical or bio-mechanical robotic vehicles. When monsters grow to incredible sizes, the only way the Power Rangers (A.K.A Sarah Bottomley, Jordan Offman, Jordan Dow) can fight them is by summoning and piloting these robots. Usually this will happen towards the end of every episode. By using the powers of Banking, Nazism, and Retardation these three individuals can call upon these giant robots to fight inside of or even form one giant Megazord… and when they fail; as a back up plan they pile on top of each other and make sex noises in an attempt to psyche out the opponent and make them give up to their awesome powers. Beware of their cheesy goodness!!
Megazord
Zords are colossal mechanical or bio-mechanical robotic vehicles. When monsters grow to incredible sizes, the only way the Power Rangers (A.K.A Sarah Bottomley, Jordan Offman, Jordan Dow) can fight them is by summoning and piloting these robots. Usually this will happen towards the end of every episode. By using the powers of Banking, Nazism, and Retardation these three individuals can call upon these giant robots to fight inside of or even form one giant Megazord… and when they fail; as a back up plan they pile on top of each other and make sex noises in an attempt to psyche out the opponent and make them give up to their awesome powers. Beware of their cheesy goodness!!
Zords are colossal mechanical or bio-mechanical robotic vehicles. When monsters grow to incredible sizes, the only way the Power Rangers (A.K.A Sarah Bottomley, Jordan Offman, Jordan Dow) can fight them is by summoning and piloting these robots. Usually this will happen towards the end of every episode. By using the powers of Banking, Nazism, and Retardation these three individuals can call upon these giant robots to fight inside of or even form one giant Megazord… and when they fail; as a back up plan they pile on top of each other and make sex noises in an attempt to psyche out the opponent and make them give up to their awesome powers. Beware of their cheesy goodness!!