Melamin

The sweetest, most caring and wonderful person to ever exist. Has completed the life of someone who loves him more than anything. Also known as baby, sweetie, hun, babe, Meleth e-guilen, and kuu hokunaniloa.

when your food supply has been poisoned by some unknown toxic plastic chemical from a third world country. Experts agree that we should not worry and keep eating because it is healthy for the stock market.

Stuff found in crappy appartment kitchens all over North America. It's basically an off-white plastic that absorbs crap like cigarette smoke like nuts and turns yellow. Popular in the 80's, god knows why. God knows why most things in the 80's were popular.
If you have melamine, do yourself the favor of either removing it or setting your house on fire.